Monday, 11 July 2016

You Are Not My Wife...DUDE!

Why do people find it necessary to constantly want to know where I am? I can honestly tell you that I don't get it. Here's why...

So first off please explain to me why every goddamn message somebody sends me it's always the same fucking question:
"Yo! Where are you?"

Now look I understand this, I would perfectly understand if you asking me this if I perhaps am running late when I'm supposed to meet up with you... But these mu'fucka's be texting this shit like it's a new way of saying 'Hello' or something!!!

Firstly I know for a fact that they couldn't really care less where the fuck I'm at, OR even what the fuck I could even be doing!! Yeah that's right mu'fucka's I'm not stupid!! We all know that's the universal code for:
"Mu'fucka! Drop whatever the fuck you doing and make time for my ass and my problems, so I can come over to your house and sit around and talk shit with you... BUT most of all make music!"
Bitch! What the fuck you think this is... Don't ask where I'm at like you give a damn mu'fucka!!! This may be news to you but um... I do actually have shit to do... like I actually have things that I need to do on a daily basis, and attending to your shit ain't one of my main focuses at that moment in time.

Because, you text me out of the mother fucking blue like you EXPECT that I'm doing absolutely FUCKALL with my life... and then get mad when you find out I'm busy and I'm actually doing shit of importance FOR ME, cause I didn't drop what I was doing and attend to your shit. What's funny though is that you think it's just OKAY to pitch up at my house, when I send back the a reply like:
"I'm at my house"
Bitch... I said I was at my house, you asked where I am... I answered you... That doesn't fucking mean I want to see your bitch ass!!! I mean what if I was fucking! I'm with a chick! I'm handling business with her... and you come fucking cock block me!!! FUCK YOU!!!
You don't see me pestering you with messages and wanting to know where the fuck you are every five fucking minutes!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

Secondly, what the fuck is with all of you getting impatient when I don't reply? Please answer this for me, you ask where I am, I don't reply and then you think that sending me a countless number of these:
Will make me reply you quicker! Ok look I do live in the twenty first century and technology isn't new to me... AT ALL. What I'm saying is... I DO KNOW HOW MY FUCKING CELLPHONE WORKS BITCH! I do realize that if my little red light blinks on my fucking phone that I have a message! I also know that if I have certain message indicators that show me that I have messages. SO mother fucker... I KNOW WHEN THE FUCK I GET A MESSAGE ON MY FUCKING PHONE!!!
Just because you send me a message doesn't mean I'm answer it right that goddamn second! When I don't fucking reply that usually means:
"I'm busy"
So why the fuck do you find it necessary to send all these question marks? EVEN if you see me online and I don't reply, that doesn't mean I'm stupid and don't know that I got a fucking message! I JUST DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOU BITCH CAUSE I'M BUSY!!!

Now look let me put these in a way so everyone can understand:
1. If it's so fucking important, CALL ME.
2. You don't need to know where I'm at every goddamn second of every goddamn day, BECAUSE... YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE!
3. If it's extremely urgent and I still don't answer... CALL AGAIN UNTIL I PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE BITCH!!!

So all-and-all what I'm trying to say is... quit being so goddamn nosy and tryna figure out what I'm doing with my life, fuck off and do something that doesn't irritate me like the "Where are you" texts... AND QUIT SENDING ME "?"... THEY’RE ANNOYING AS FUCK!

Thursday, 7 July 2016

"M.A.D" Teaser Trailer #2

"Is Tre My Bad Dream? Or Is Tre Mine?..."

The second teaser trailer to Tre's "M.A.D" album, that's been postponed to 2017. This hints at more insight 

"M.A.D" Teaser Trailer #1

A teaser trailer of what is in store for you in Tre's "M.A.D" album that was supposed to be released in 2016 but has been postponed for 2017.

Sunday, 3 July 2016

Four things I HAVE TO DO in life...

So I don't know what the fuck people think I am but let me tell you this... I ain't the type of guy that will just do what I'm told to do! Ok let me back up and explain first.

You know how there's always those people that always expect you to have to do things that ain't even related to SHIT in your daily life. Like you get those guys that ask:
"Hey man! You gotta come pick me up from work! I'm cold out here and you the only dude who has to pick me up!"

Or even:

"Hey wake up dude! I wanna hit a studio session right now! I know it's 3am but you gotta let me come record this hot new track"
Uuuum... NO! Ok so you expect me to just drop whatever the hell I'm doing so that you can get what you want? Let me think about it...uuum...NO!

People have always done this same old bullshit to me, time and time again, and to be honest I'm sick of it! I have never demanded nothing from nobody, and they expect me to just DO IT! And be ok with it! Firstly let me set it straight, I don't give a fuck what the hell you GOTTA do! Trust that I GOTTA be doing what I'm doing RIGHT THAT GODDAMN SECOND that your stupid ass text message came through! Even if that means I'm laying in a bed... BITCH LET ME SLEEP! Yeah congrats you got sleep! But mother fucker! I have only had two hours of all your eight! And then! When I don't fucking do it, they want to get all bitch on me and act like I'm screwing them over! Yeah I'm tryna recover before I pass out and DIE! Sorry for being a human being.

Now here's my thing though, how can you expect me do something, insult me, then still expect me to do something? Go find somebody else then! Go annoy them for a little while!

So let me make it clear for all the people waking me up every goddamn second with some ridiculous demand that can't fucking wait until the ass crack of dawn when everything on this fucking planet wakes up to listen to your damn SUGGESTION. I only have to do FOUR things... YES I SAID FOUR THINGS! In my whole entire life that I HAVE TO do. And those four things is this:
1. I Have To Eat.
2. I Have To Sleep.
3. I Have To Shit.
4. I Have To Breathe.

So that's my list of things I have to do in my life, and if your demand has anything to do in the range of those four things, sure I'll do it. BUT if it don't then fuck you! Your Demand is OPTIONAL in my book.

Catch FDL performing live at the "Forever E.P." launch hosted by DJ Rendy in Brooklyn (Pretoria)!

TnT artist FDL will be once again performing at the next installment of  DJ Rendy's  Forever EP launch. This leg of the launch will...