Sunday, 3 July 2016

Four things I HAVE TO DO in life...





So I don't know what the fuck people think I am but let me tell you this... I ain't the type of guy that will just do what I'm told to do! Ok let me back up and explain first.

You know how there's always those people that always expect you to have to do things that ain't even related to SHIT in your daily life. Like you get those guys that ask:
"Hey man! You gotta come pick me up from work! I'm cold out here and you the only dude who has to pick me up!"

Or even:

"Hey wake up dude! I wanna hit a studio session right now! I know it's 3am but you gotta let me come record this hot new track"
Uuuum... NO! Ok so you expect me to just drop whatever the hell I'm doing so that you can get what you want? Let me think about it...uuum...NO!

People have always done this same old bullshit to me, time and time again, and to be honest I'm sick of it! I have never demanded nothing from nobody, and they expect me to just DO IT! And be ok with it! Firstly let me set it straight, I don't give a fuck what the hell you GOTTA do! Trust that I GOTTA be doing what I'm doing RIGHT THAT GODDAMN SECOND that your stupid ass text message came through! Even if that means I'm laying in a bed... BITCH LET ME SLEEP! Yeah congrats you got sleep! But mother fucker! I have only had two hours of all your eight! And then! When I don't fucking do it, they want to get all bitch on me and act like I'm screwing them over! Yeah I'm tryna recover before I pass out and DIE! Sorry for being a human being.

Now here's my thing though, how can you expect me do something, insult me, then still expect me to do something? Go find somebody else then! Go annoy them for a little while!

So let me make it clear for all the people waking me up every goddamn second with some ridiculous demand that can't fucking wait until the ass crack of dawn when everything on this fucking planet wakes up to listen to your damn SUGGESTION. I only have to do FOUR things... YES I SAID FOUR THINGS! In my whole entire life that I HAVE TO do. And those four things is this:
1. I Have To Eat.
2. I Have To Sleep.
3. I Have To Shit.
4. I Have To Breathe.


So that's my list of things I have to do in my life, and if your demand has anything to do in the range of those four things, sure I'll do it. BUT if it don't then fuck you! Your Demand is OPTIONAL in my book.

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