Monday, 11 July 2016

You Are Not My Wife...DUDE!



Why do people find it necessary to constantly want to know where I am? I can honestly tell you that I don't get it. Here's why...

So first off please explain to me why every goddamn message somebody sends me it's always the same fucking question:
"Yo! Where are you?"

Now look I understand this, I would perfectly understand if you asking me this if I perhaps am running late when I'm supposed to meet up with you... But these mu'fucka's be texting this shit like it's a new way of saying 'Hello' or something!!!

Firstly I know for a fact that they couldn't really care less where the fuck I'm at, OR even what the fuck I could even be doing!! Yeah that's right mu'fucka's I'm not stupid!! We all know that's the universal code for:
"Mu'fucka! Drop whatever the fuck you doing and make time for my ass and my problems, so I can come over to your house and sit around and talk shit with you... BUT most of all make music!"
Bitch! What the fuck you think this is... Don't ask where I'm at like you give a damn mu'fucka!!! This may be news to you but um... I do actually have shit to do... like I actually have things that I need to do on a daily basis, and attending to your shit ain't one of my main focuses at that moment in time.

Because, you text me out of the mother fucking blue like you EXPECT that I'm doing absolutely FUCKALL with my life... and then get mad when you find out I'm busy and I'm actually doing shit of importance FOR ME, cause I didn't drop what I was doing and attend to your shit. What's funny though is that you think it's just OKAY to pitch up at my house, when I send back the a reply like:
"I'm at my house"
Bitch... I said I was at my house, you asked where I am... I answered you... That doesn't fucking mean I want to see your bitch ass!!! I mean what if I was fucking! I'm with a chick! I'm handling business with her... and you come fucking cock block me!!! FUCK YOU!!!
You don't see me pestering you with messages and wanting to know where the fuck you are every five fucking minutes!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

Secondly, what the fuck is with all of you getting impatient when I don't reply? Please answer this for me, you ask where I am, I don't reply and then you think that sending me a countless number of these:
"?"
Will make me reply you quicker! Ok look I do live in the twenty first century and technology isn't new to me... AT ALL. What I'm saying is... I DO KNOW HOW MY FUCKING CELLPHONE WORKS BITCH! I do realize that if my little red light blinks on my fucking phone that I have a message! I also know that if I have certain message indicators that show me that I have messages. SO mother fucker... I KNOW WHEN THE FUCK I GET A MESSAGE ON MY FUCKING PHONE!!!
Just because you send me a message doesn't mean I'm answer it right that goddamn second! When I don't fucking reply that usually means:
"I'm busy"
So why the fuck do you find it necessary to send all these question marks? EVEN if you see me online and I don't reply, that doesn't mean I'm stupid and don't know that I got a fucking message! I JUST DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOU BITCH CAUSE I'M BUSY!!!

Now look let me put these in a way so everyone can understand:
1. If it's so fucking important, CALL ME.
2. You don't need to know where I'm at every goddamn second of every goddamn day, BECAUSE... YOU'RE NOT MY WIFE!
3. If it's extremely urgent and I still don't answer... CALL AGAIN UNTIL I PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE BITCH!!!


So all-and-all what I'm trying to say is... quit being so goddamn nosy and tryna figure out what I'm doing with my life, fuck off and do something that doesn't irritate me like the "Where are you" texts... AND QUIT SENDING ME "?"... THEY’RE ANNOYING AS FUCK!

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